JB Jean Bull
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EST. SOMEWHERE BETWEEN A TAILOR SHOP AND A VERY SERIOUS FIELD
THE INTERNET'S MOST FORMALLY DRESSED BULL

JEANBULL

A horned gentleman in tweed, conducting the room with immaculate side-eye.

Ticker $JEANBULL
Jean Bull in a tweed suit and tie
PORTRAIT NO. 01 / SERIOUSLY COMPOSED
JB
Current mood Polite, but unconvinced.
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THE ATELIER

Tailored manners.
Untailored opinions.

Jean Bull keeps office hours from 10:03 until the tea cools. He reviews fabrics, weather, posture, and occasionally the state of the internet.

Nobody knows who gave him the haircut. Nobody has asked twice.

HOUSE TWEED / BROWN No. 7
Approved for boardrooms, barns, and inconveniently dramatic entrances.
Jean's note
“A room improves when the tie is straight and the nonsense is brief.”
Close portrait of Jean Bull DETAIL STUDY / THE LOOK
HOUSE RULES

Three things
Jean insists on.

  1. 01
    Arrive composed.

    Even if the day is not.

  2. 02
    Keep the strange parts.

    They are usually the memorable ones.

  3. 03
    Never rush the side-eye.

    Timing is part of the tailoring.

SIDE-EYE / CERTIFIED
TWEED / PRESSED
A PUBLIC APPEARANCE

He has entered the room.

Conversation volume drops by 14%. Lapels improve spontaneously.

Jean Bull looking across the page
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CALLING CARDJean Bull
JB

Make the acquaintance.

The name is Jean. The look is deliberate. The contract is below.

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Dress well. Keep it peculiar.
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